If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.
| Citizen: I don't believe in abortion. |
| Government: Then don't get one. |
| Citizen: I don't believe in birth control. |
| Government: You don't have to use it. |
| Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin. |
| Government: Don't marry the same sex then. |
| Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism. |
| Government: Take them to church. |